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I keep getting these calls from an Indian call centres telling me they are calling from “an energy company” :stuck_out_tongue: and are offering me discount on my energy bills, its been happening every day so I was getting annoyed with this but now I have turned it around

Now when they call I tell them that we dont get electricity bills as we generate our own power here with a nuclear reactor in the basement and this has them stumped

I then go on to ask them if they can help reduce my cost by supplying me cheaper plutonium fuel rods and at this point they hang up and I start laughing :rofl:

I also put the whole thing on loud speaker so that any customers in my shop also get a good laugh :smiley:

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wow this ai can really generate some crap when given stupid input :stuck_out_tongue:

The Ballad of Cosmic Sausages

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alien sausages and worm holes

I will not write how I understood this :joy:

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I must be too overwhelmed and tired these days.

Today at school, I felt dizzy in one class. So I was falling asleep. But then I felt thristy so obviously I want to reach my cup and drink some water. Everything seems pretty normal.

Until I “did” (more like think though, but the feeling is that you wanted to do it) something really absurd, something you might never guess.

Try guess it before you open this!

I attempted to do it over SSH.
I attempted to drink water over SSH.

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I’m thinking what would you do if you were on drugs ?? :joy:

So something similar happened to you again?
old post

it’s like it’s blood pressure again or maybe you’re anemic

Symptoms

Initially, iron deficiency anemia may be so mild that it goes unnoticed. The symptoms are the result of hypoxia (lack of oxygen in the body’s cells). If the lack of iron in the body increases and the anemia worsens, the signs and symptoms become more pronounced. The most common signs and symptoms may include: extreme fatigue, weakness, pale skin and mucous membranes, chest pain, ringing in the ears, rapid heartbeat, shortness of breath on exertion, and shortness of breath. Headaches, dizziness with difficulty concentrating are common. Patients report cold hands and feet, burning tongue, brittle nails, poor appetite.

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I just read this and now I have a headache :stuck_out_tongue:

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Those are two different experiences and serve two different purposes.

The old experience is caused by a severe injury, plus potential low blood pressure level. I shared it, because I felt shocked and hopeless at that time, and I would like to seek for some help.

While the new experience only originates from lack of sleep (My sleep time is getting later and later these days), and I shared it because my stupidity (See the hidden content). It ought to be a fun post instead of a serious one like the last one.


Android keyboard works like a magic. It can transform a letter into another one and you never realize it.

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It’s strange to me, and it should be the other way around, that during the winter due to the lack of light, your biorhythm is disturbed, but maybe you’re simply a night owl like me, so you don’t like the rhythm of society that’s imposed on you.

Well, it’s funny, I just took the opportunity to mention the anemia that you deny and don’t want to face the truth… It seems to me that you don’t want us to heal you :upside_down_face:

Have you tried smearing yourself with cow excrement - maybe they’ll get the “disease” out ??? :joy:

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It’s just study pressure. The work amount was going up rapidly.

Apparently not, otherwise I wouldn’t have shared these posts at the very beginning :dotted_line_face:

Don’t know what to comment on this one — maybe it’s the cultural difference

No :joy: And I don’t think I will :joy:

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It’s probably a cultural difference because we west of you believe strangers from the internet and their diagnoses and immediately do what they tell us (but the answer is right away in the extension of that sentence)

I don’t know what’s so yuck about cow excrement on the skin, and I assume you’re eating honey?

honey : various male gametes collected from plants, chewed and mixed with insect saliva (another species) and regurgitated as food for larvae, extracted by centrifugal force by humans.

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One is packed with nutrients which also has anti bacterial attributes since they aren’t really absorbed into the bee’s body but saved for the future use of larvaes. While another is the remaining of a food which the animal failed to absorb packed with bacteria which could even be lethal if becomes in contact with wounds etc (which is why you are at the heavy risk of infection if an incision is made inside your guts)

Human brain is evolutionary programmed to be disgusted by feces for this reason, which is why things such as being “attracted” to such material are looked down upon.

Anyway, this is my today’s dose of being a nerd here.

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I asked an AI (not ChatGPT) something and here it has to say.

:warning: :warning: :warning: Wrong assumption detected :warning: :warning: :warning:

Alright of course this situation doesn’t require 6 warning signs but the truth is, I don’t like honey very much. I wouldn’t eat them unless forced to do so (when the honey acts like a kind of medicine instead of food), or, in some cases, mild amount that it only provides some sweetness and not too much to make something disgusting.

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Do we really have to argue and you don’t get the joke and my twisting of words

Summary

https://www.reuters.com/world/india/indian-doctors-warn-against-cow-dung-covid-cure-2021-05-11/

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True.

Speaking of that article, we had people here die due to drinking disinfects. I guess every country especially developing ones had their shananigans during the COVID pandemic.

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The power of faith - if you believe that something will help you, then it will
even if it was “poop”, because illness is not only a physical condition but also a mental one, in fact, the mental state is much more important than the physical…

We humans lack natural selection because we separated ourselves from nature a long time ago, so then we compensate for it in another way.

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@ChrisPAR we will wait quite a while if we are alive at all

src List of solar eclipses in the 21st century - Wikipedia

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Indeed, let’s hope it’s within our lifespan. All we can do is be patient; waiting can be hard, but just like you say in your bio, the first 100 years of life are the most difficult!

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I made another silly song with that ai thing

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BTW I’m not mental, I just have an “interesting” imagination :rofl:

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