My site (using Cloudflare) is showing aes.js challenge page

I need a 1TB cookie to cause aes.js to catch on fire and explode :rofl:

Please note that this is a joke and would only work in a hollywood movie :rofl:
Please do not attempt this or you may be hit on the head with the TOS hammer :stuck_out_tongue:

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Please note that aes.js doesn’t read cookies, it only writes them. And even if it did, it runs in your browser, so it will be your browser that’s on fire, not the server.

And the system is built smart enough that you can’t overload it with a big cookie.

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But it 100% would work in a hollywood movie because they always get the technical details wrong :rofl:

Sorry my post was one big stupid joke including the tos hammer :rofl:

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I like that terminology for ToS violation. “Being hit with a ToS hammer” is a funny but serious way of saying “Caught with violating ToS.” It’s like being hit with a ban hammer!

I watched something the other day where someone hacked a hospital network less then a minute after pulling a brand new iPad out of the box. I want to meet this person for the sole purpose of learning how to setup an iPad that fast.

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he must have previously hacked the ipad firmware wirelessly before taking it out of the box :stuck_out_tongue:

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As an android fan boy, I doubt I could set up an ipad, never mind that fast lol

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It took me 15 minutes to set-up my friend’s new iPhone, but 2 minutes for my new Android phone. (2, because an upgrade from Android 6 to 14 is new for me)

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Apple products are pretty fast to setup, it’s the data transfer that takes forever (But Android has the same issue, it’s not really platform specific).

I can’t speak for Android (I don’t think I’ve ever setup an android from new, all my Android devices are hand-me-downs / thrifted / found in a basement), but all the opt-out / AppleID config / backup / etc on apple does take a bit of time.

Phones are worse because the data transfer is insane, especially if you use it as a camera on a regular basis like most people do.

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Take it easy, just only a test for secure system

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@Admin

is this still the same or has it “returned to its original state”

also

is this normal for you (edge ​​and chrome)
and on FF I often see problems

Please contact IFN and have them simply say whether this new check for everything that goes through CF will remain or not !???

broken pages, blocked openai and a bunch of other important AI bots
(today people use AI for search more than classic google or bing), and I don’t think IFN even remembered to allow a list of some AIs)..

so I know how to look for alternatives :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: :poop:

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Holaaaaaaaaa, I can run my cron job now but others is not ! AES is awesome firewall.

Poor you, I see ?i=2, yesterday you can see I ran to ?i=55145245. Be patient, you will win !

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hulk smash

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That also happened to me on my much slower, now broken (can’t charge the thing), android 10 go phone :slight_smile:

:joy: :rofl:

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No, it’s work, I love it, everything work fine with my sites now (sometime error 520 but due to cloudflare). Don’t change anything, I’ve just cleared my .htaccess and 4 hours passed have no evil’s IP connect to my site, it’s so awesome !

A 520 error indicates that Cloudflare failed to connect to the origin web server. Most people probably wouldn’t consider that “fine”. (In my opinion, the unpredictability of whether it gets that error or not is more frustrating than it flat-out never working.)

Ultimately the issue is how Cloudflare interacts with the security system, and that’s what the people in this thread are reporting problems with.

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Ok EdwardHamHam, the true problem is CloudFlare firewall connection from Google Colab, not Google Colab only, some IP range get 520 like Google Colab, the user must reset connection to get new IP and reconnect to website or use proxy, but most proxy get 520 too.


That’s cloudflare problem, you see 520 display ?