10000 forum users celebration - special event

[FlutterHoney]

Thanks i guess

[jaikrishna.t]

[Thewebuser22]

Here’s your daily “wait what how does that make sense and wth do you mean by that”:

Covid is just one big joke - that is, one big joke I do not get yet

[Greenreader9]

I hate 0.

I have been making a smart speadsheet for a content. Why is it smart? It calculates the average score each judge gave a participant, it calulates the average for the participant, it outputs the winner, and their point value after comparing the averages that each judge game them, and more.

Why do I hate zero? Because I put every single formula in, and I just got to the end where it outputs the winners name after comparing and averaging almost 1000 cells, and it returns a “Cannot divide by zero” error. So now I have to fill 3,000+ empty cells with “0” so I can actually test it.

Sigh.

[Thewebuser22]

IDK much of what you said, but ok.

[Greenreader9]

All you need to understand is…

@Greenreader9

I hate 0.

@Greenreader9

Why do I hate zero? Because I put every single formula in, and I just got to the end where it outputs the winners name after comparing and averaging almost 1000 cells, and it returns a “Cannot divide by zero” error. So now I have to fill 3,000+ empty cells with “0” so I can actually test it.

[Thewebuser22]

Why do you have to put 0 in when 0 is being the problem?

[Greenreader9]

Please don’t ask questions I don’t know the solution to. All I know that putting a 0 where it was blank works. I no longer question the logic of Google.

[Thewebuser22]

But here’s a question to that…

How do I know that you don’t know the answer to a question unless I ask?

Ahh yes, logic.

I no longer question the logic of Google.

You are no friend of mine

(although so true. But still, you must have quit your programmer role and given up trying to think critically and never stop until you find the answer or break down and sob in your bed loudly)

[Greenreader9]

@Thewebuser22

how do I know that you don’t know the answer to a question unless I ask?

You should just instinctively know, right?

@Thewebuser22

Ahh yes, logic.

I logic

[Thewebuser22]

@Greenreader9

You should just instinctively know, right?

Because you know that you don’t know the answer to that question, you become oblivious to the knowledge of others about you.

Knower’s curse.

[KangJL]

@Greenreader9

Why do I hate zero? Because I put every single formula in, and I just got to the end where it outputs the winners name after comparing and averaging almost 1000 cells, and it returns a “Cannot divide by zero” error. So now I have to fill 3,000+ empty cells with “0” so I can actually test it.

Use vba to detect for zero in divisor?

[FlutterHoney]

MySQL Databases Missing / SQL 2002 Connection Refused

We are currently experiencing capacity issues with our database servers. iFastNet is currently working hard to fix this and add capacity where it’s needed, but this may result in some server interuptions. Some of the issues you may see are: SQL [2002] - Connection refused error. Error establishing a database connection Databases being missing in the control panel. This is caused by the database servers being temporarily unreachable. Your database contents are completely safe, and will be acc…

Can’t believe this is a long-running issue :v

[jaikrishna.t]

Almost two weeks?

[Greenreader9]

All migration issues seem to take a long time. That must be because it takes a long time to complete.

[Greenreader9]

@FlutterHoney

Omg my wish comes true :0

It’s kind of fun/interesting. It’s a bit more work that just answering questions though!

[Thewebuser22]

Bruh, I haven’t even used skype and already someone sent me a sexually provocative message >:(

[Oxy]

[Greenreader9]

Looks like he is watering it down so he can sell less milk for more money.

@Thewebuser22, lol.

[Thewebuser22]

Yep. Never give your email address away to a shady website